Lighter Lanyards Lighter Holder-Complimentary SuckMyDickTrump Card sent to Trump w/Every Order
Lighter Lanyards Lighter Holder-Complimentary SuckMyDickTrump Card sent to Trump w/Every Order

Lighter Lanyards Lighter Holder-Complimentary SuckMyDickTrump Card sent to Trump w/Every Order

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Vendor Biography

Lost Lighters and An Orange

Lighter Lanyards came about because I got tired of getting high and losing my lighter. I came up with this solution.

I also have a passion for telling Donald Trump to suck my dick, but knew I probably wouldn’t have the opportunity in real life.

I made my own opportunity in my own way.

Suck My Dick Trump

What’s something exciting your business offers? Say it here.Donald Trump and his offspring can suck my dick! I mean that with the utmost disrespect possible. If you feel the same way then with every order Lighter Lanyards will send Trump a postcard telling him to Suck My Dick on your behalf. Just click the SMDT option on your order